pip

Generally an name,

also used as a nick name for annoying, incessantly boring people, who are generally flat chested.

Opinionated, lack self esteem, and like shiny things attached to buildings.
Likes ponies
Is less than generous with swimming pools.

Man, that pip sure is being a pip, what pipping pipster!

if I had a few drinks, and she let me use her pool
then she'd be do-able,

but even then ...

maybe not.

Q: Can I use your pool?

A: hahahahahaha, No.