Definitions by Francis Macelroy Lefluer

Coloneling 

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

Coloneling by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

lady shady 

Acting evasive toward your friends because you have a girlfriend.

What's up with westy? I don't know, he had been acting lady shady.

lady shady by Francis Macelroy Lefluer February 28, 2015

cavemanscaping 

Manscaping with fire.

Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.

cavemanscaping by Francis Macelroy Lefluer August 14, 2014