cavemanscaping

Manscaping with fire.

Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer August 15, 2014

Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

lady shady

Acting evasive toward your friends because you have a girlfriend.

What's up with westy? I don't know, he had been acting lady shady.

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer March 01, 2015