Fozzie Womback's definitions

Warminess

It’s kinda like warmth only much, much better. Not to be confused with worminess, which is much, much worse!

I really liked the warminess of that hitchhiker! He was smart, he was funny! He seemed like a great guy! I kinda wish I didn't bludgeon him with a tire iron.

by Fozzie Womback July 24, 2019

mindwash

mindwash A substance that, when used, will wash away something traumatic that you saw.

I just saw two lepers having sex. There isn't enough mindwash on this planet to unscramble that egg.

by Fozzie Womback December 13, 2018