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Definitions by Fozzie's Bear

Fountain of Spoof 

When a guy cums over your face to help you maintain your youthful glow
Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof

Foreskin Fondue 

The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin
Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue

ocliterated 

The effects of a thorough pounding after an extended sex drought, your clitoral region feels like it has been obliterated
Megan hadn't gotten dick for months and after hooking up with Bazza for an epic cock fest her twat felt like the mozzarella on a Margarita pizza, she had been ocliterated by the Big B