helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
by Fozter March 26, 2010
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Youthanasia

Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.
Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."
by Fozter June 24, 2009
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mimeicide

To kill one mime or a thousand. Or any number of mimes.
Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"

Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."
by Fozter June 25, 2009
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