@Fozter's definitions

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010

cumplug

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

by fozter November 10, 2009

mimeicide

To kill one mime or a thousand. Or any number of mimes.

Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"

Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."

by Fozter June 25, 2009