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A synonym for 'taint' or 'gooch,' a panus is the space between the penis/scrotum and anus - thus, the panus.
She rubbed my panus. Gently.
by Fozter November 21, 2008

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When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.
Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.
by Fozter March 25, 2010

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Through the magic of movie make-up and CGI, an actor is made artificially younger, thus: youthanasia.
Jim: "Wow, seeing Arnie back as the Terminator was pretty cool."

Joe: "Yeah, they performed some mighty youthanasia on that old, meaty catcher's mit of a man."
by Fozter June 24, 2009

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