It’s the end of the world as we know it

And i feel fine

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeee”

by FoxCat Man December 12, 2019

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Not me

by FoxCat Man February 14, 2020

pickup lie

A pickup line that is a complete lie.

That pickup line was so untrue, it’s a pickup lie.

by FoxCat Man December 03, 2019

Don’t try it

Something you say when your former friend thinks you underestimate their power and are about to attack you with a magic laser sword.

“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!”
“You underestimate my power.”
“Don’t try it.

by FoxCat Man December 12, 2019

voices

The things in my head.

The voices in my head tell me to do terrible things

by FoxCat Man November 26, 2019

lëg

Leg, but better

Nobody:
Random person: Send lëg piccs

by FoxCat Man December 09, 2019

Chris-tianity

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.

I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.

by FoxCat Man December 02, 2019