Four String Guitar's definitions

Guitarist

Usually a person who has failed in life. A Guitarist is usually a man, with no social skills who has spent most of his life in a room with other socially awkward people, as to retard his or her own social skills to the point of being only able to comunicate complex thoughts through music and old memes.

"Oh no, Jan, i won't marry him, he's a guitarist."

"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."

by Four String Guitar November 1, 2019