The difficult act of inserting both the cock and the balls into a single condom, thus resembling the tight confinement of a group of clowns packed into a small car.
by Fort Donkey May 10, 2008
A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.
by Fort Donkey May 03, 2008
When you spread your butt cheeks wide open while in the shower to let the water run down your ass crack and wash out any chunks of shit that may have accumulated throughout the day.
by Fort Donkey May 03, 2008