Definitions by Fong Johnson

Fargo Waffle 

To deficate on your partners chest while wearing fishnet stockings then flattening the feces with the stockings. The key is to leave a grid pattern like a waffle.

"Dude, that chick just gave me a sweet fargo waffle!"

Fargo Waffle by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009

Scoop and Feed

To fart into a cupped hand and then shove that hand directly under another person's nose.

"Man! Don't ever scoop and feed me like that again. It stunk of some serious shit!"

Scoop and Feed by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009

Jungle Fleece 

The sporadic growth of pubic hair found on the shaft of a penis.

"My girlfriend complains that my jungle fleece gets stuck in her teeth when she gives me a blow job."

Jungle Fleece by Fong Johnson November 5, 2009