Definitions by Florch my porch

Shambowl 

The standard size marijuana bowl pack, approximately .25-.35 grams of cannabis

Stoner 1: hey got any bud? Tryna match?

Stoner 2: sorry man only have a shambowl left in my stash I gotta reup!

Shambowl by Florch my porch April 23, 2017

Whencher 

Pronounced When-Cha, as if spoken in a heavy Boston accent, a whencher is a cultured New England spliff, containing 60% tobacco and 40% marijuana

Dan: hey man I didn't have enough weed for a joint, so I rolled up a whencher
Colin: that's fine dude! Will she smoke?
Dan: aye she smokes

Whencher by Florch my porch April 23, 2017

Skookum 

A synonym for good, that only those with a certain level of intellect use in conversation

Steve: wow that burger sucked!
Joe: yeah man that burger was not skookum

Skookum by Florch my porch April 23, 2017

Florch 

When one is

A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals

B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety

Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"

OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"

Florch by Florch my porch December 17, 2016