4 definitions by Florch my porch
by Florch my porch April 23, 2017
Pronounced When-Cha, as if spoken in a heavy Boston accent, a whencher is a cultured New England spliff, containing 60% tobacco and 40% marijuana
Dan: hey man I didn't have enough weed for a joint, so I rolled up a whencher
Colin: that's fine dude! Will she smoke?
Dan: aye she smokes
Colin: that's fine dude! Will she smoke?
Dan: aye she smokes
by Florch my porch April 23, 2017
Stoner 1: hey got any bud? Tryna match?
Stoner 2: sorry man only have a shambowl left in my stash I gotta reup!
Stoner 2: sorry man only have a shambowl left in my stash I gotta reup!
by Florch my porch April 23, 2017
When one is
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals
B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"
OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
by Florch my porch December 17, 2016