Florbenschtein 's definitions

Butt chow

A popular prison trade item, feces intended for consumption. Usually left in an un flushed toilet overnight then distributed by the producer.

Yeah Tucker was tellin’ me about yesterday’s butt chow. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s harvest.

by Florbenschtein September 18, 2020

piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.

Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020