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Sillium

Sillium is the 119th element of the Periodic Table. John Q. Sillius found Sillium on June 27th, 2022, in the town of Mangalagama (Man-gal-a-gama), Sri Lanka. Sillium is also a rare mineral found in the mines of Gazoland.

"Bro, have you heard of the scientist whose Sillium got stolen?"
"Yeah my top spingle, that's kind of an L."

by Flippor June 18, 2023

Jiblet

Tired of derogatory terms that can get you cancelled? You thought it meant one thing, but it doesn't mean anything... Introducing "Jiblet"! What does it mean you may be asking? It's a derogatory term that applies to all humankind. If you're a human, you're a jiblet. No group owns it! And you can't get in trouble for a word like it, so use it while you can! Now, humans own the word, so don't let your parrots go throwing around a word like that. It's offensive. People crave a negative word. So if you're going to be negative towards a group a people, be negative to all groups of people! And you won't get cancelled for it! We're just a bunch of jiblets sittin' on a rock in space! Now, how do you know when you're being a jiblet?

"You ever forget to flush?"
"All the time!"
"Dirty fuckin' jiblet."

"I procrastinate all the time!"
"Fuckin' Jibby."

"My brother forgot my birthday..."
"That's a jiblet if I've ever seen one."

"I'm always late for work!"
"You're a jiblet for that!"

"Hell yeah, my jiblet!"

"I'm a jibber."

by Flippor July 23, 2025