Definitions by Fleshlights are very pleasing

Dad 

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Dad?

Dad by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

Ceiling fan 

A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

Ceiling fan by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

Table 

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

Table by Fleshlights are very pleasing December 31, 2020