Table

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing December 31, 2020

Dad

404 error

Dad?

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 05, 2021

Ceiling fan

A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 05, 2021