Ashcraft

The rival of Darwin and evolution

Darwin better watch out for Ashcraft, his rival

by Fjdjsjsfhfudue fhehehddbdehehe August 01, 2025

Mr Applejar

A guy who can’t speak Spanish (yet) and is a big no sabo. He brags about knowing a lot about sports, and is a fat guy who eats more than 3 meals per day. He is also a funny guy who loves Jesus with all his heart

Person 1: is that Mr Applejar, the guy who can’t speak Spanish?
Person 2: he doesn’t speak it yet, but he will learn how to soon
Person 3: isn’t he the guy who eats a lot of food?

by Fjdjsjsfhfudue fhehehddbdehehe August 12, 2025

Ashcraft

A guy who collects skunks and keeps them as his pets, and loves the smells of their farts

Random guy: WHY IS HE GRABBING A SKUNK?? THAT MUST BE ASHCRAFT

by Fjdjsjsfhfudue fhehehddbdehehe August 06, 2025

Rubik’s cube master

An athletic guy who loves Jesus and can solve the Rubik’s cube in less than 50 seconds. He has solved the 8x8 Rubik’s cube as well.

Person 1: is that Rubik’s cube master?
Person 2: yes, he is very quick and smart with it

by Fjdjsjsfhfudue fhehehddbdehehe August 12, 2025