Fizzle 's definitions
n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.
Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
by fizzle April 5, 2004
Get the bear reportmug. 
n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a city kitty. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.
I saw five local yokels today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.
Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.
Pretty soon, local yokels will be able to pull people over for not wearing a seat belt, instead of citing you for it after pulling you over for something else.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
Get the local yokelmug. 
n. that part of you which can be kicked on the internet. Hackers kick the e-ass of lamers and lusers.
by fizzle April 15, 2004
Get the e-assmug. Trucker-speak for the Kenworth make of 18-wheelers. Called such because they are generally large and expensive, even for an 18-wheeler. Generally considered the Cadillac of 18-wheelers.
by fizzle April 7, 2004
Get the K-whoppermug. 1. v. i. To go balls out, put forth a great effort.
2. v. i. To take a risk, go out on a limb.
Pipe organs have little plungers called stops which control the volume. When the stops are pushed all the way in, the sound is very quiet. When pulled all the way out, the sound is very loud.
2. v. i. To take a risk, go out on a limb.
Pipe organs have little plungers called stops which control the volume. When the stops are pushed all the way in, the sound is very quiet. When pulled all the way out, the sound is very loud.
She pulled all the stops and cooked me a delicious candlelit dinner. Then she pulled all the stops and asked me if I thought she looked fat in that dress.
by fizzle April 22, 2004
Get the pull all the stopsmug.