Definitions by Five Seventeen

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

martha's vineyard by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

martha's vineyard by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

Memes 

The (somewhat) safe alternative to crack-cocaine.

I just did a line of dank memes.

Memes by Five Seventeen May 20, 2016

nail ball 

A Mongolian game where a rubber ball is covered in nails, and tossed like a combination of Hot Potato and dodgeball. The nails are usually covered in feces to enhance the effect.

Dude, what happened?
I played nail ball with Jerry and Kyle.
That's fucked, dude. You look like a blown apart ham sandwich.
I know. Just call the ambulance.

nail ball by Five Seventeen May 20, 2016