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TEGMWMMDBIGTKKOCSGO 

Abbreviation of: That Epic Gamer Moment When My Mom Dies But I Got The Karambit Knife On CSGO.
1: Dude why didn't you go to your mom's funeral?
2: I was playing CSGO.
1: Wtf is wrong with you, why?
2: Because I was experiencing TEGMWMMDBIGTKKOCSGO.
1: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shfarpisicum

When you Shit, Fart, Piss and Cum at the exact same time.
Only a handful of events in the past have been recorded where a mortal human have successfully shfarpisicumd which includes the time when Julius Caesar got stabbed by his homies.
Person 1: "Why didn't Joe come to school today?"
Person 2: "Oh he got caught yesterday while giving himself a fellacio and he shfarpisicumed when his parents were called"
Shfarpisicum by Firstname McLastname September 15, 2020