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vagbadge

When your fingering a chic, sucking her clit, and massaging her breast all at the same time.
What the FUCK was that guy doing, it's clear he doesn't have his vagbadge.

Man I'm horny as fuck tonight, I just wanna get some dick in. Before that though, I better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.
by Firework Master February 9, 2009
mugGet the vagbadgemug.

hagbag

A woman at a bar who is there for the sole purpose of getting dick. Usually an unattractive female who buys copious amounts of drinks for anyone willing to talk.
"Do you see that girl over there in the mini skirt with her meat flaps hanging out, lets see if Elliot falls for her."

"I woke up this morning not remembering parts of last night and with an extremely unattractive woman, I got hagbagged for sure."
by Firework Master March 6, 2009
mugGet the hagbagmug.

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