Jayde

Terrible at directions
obsessed with dazai

us: do you know where the diner is?
jayde: yeah its a 4 hour walk around in circles
jayde: WE HAVE TO START RUNNING RIGHT NOW
jayde: dazai

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

Cassidy Cooke

Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name

people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

Doing a Fionn O'Connell

When you grind your heel into a cess pool of broken glass, bong water, eggs, benzos, and blood

John; omg did you see james at the sesh last night he full was Doing a Fionn O'Connell

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

Billy J. Alldis

The most whacky boingo guy youll ever meet
gives you the sosis on the band members

goes wily at every chance he can

Regular people; oh no its billy hes going so wily
Billy J. Alldis; kills 17 people then rips a bong

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022