mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own

After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020

majority steak

When you pig the fuck out on steak.

Don’t hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 04, 2019

Vol Unity

When disagreements about various items in small spaces and multiple shelving units come to terms peacefully

Fyodor, please restrain from putting your underwear in the silverware drawer, so we can achieve some Vol Unity. Your underwear belongs in the third cabinet from the fourth row down on the left side near Masha’s white knee-hi’s that she wears with the sandals located in the drawer below, near the borscht, of course.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 08, 2019