“Call Google”

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
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pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it just pushes everything else aside
Damn, I could set my drink on that PUSHY TUSHY
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pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside
I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.
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