Definitions by Fight like hell dammit and win
SEC
A get-out-of-jail-free-card for teams beaten by schools like Clemson (ACC) and Notre Dame (Independent). Fans of this division always claim that the thing is a gauntlet when it's a Georgia or Alabama sweep. Comparable to being the AL East of College Football.
Person 1: "Clemson beat insert half-decent school XX-xx!"
Person 2: "That's cool, but Notre Dame won 67-41."
Person 3: "You're both garbage, we would've automatically won 100-0"
*Persons 1 and 2 then laugh in insanity at Person 3 for not understanding that the SEC does not automatically make a team good (they are a Georgia fan, known for being the most Micky Mouse team in sport)*
Person 2: "That's cool, but Notre Dame won 67-41."
Person 3: "You're both garbage, we would've automatically won 100-0"
*Persons 1 and 2 then laugh in insanity at Person 3 for not understanding that the SEC does not automatically make a team good (they are a Georgia fan, known for being the most Micky Mouse team in sport)*
SEC by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026
Death Valley
Where the Blue Ridge has yawned its mediocracy since the conversion of CFB into the NMIFL. Seriously, screw this NIL stuff and the portal.
Still the better university by far.
Still the better university by far.
Syracuse, SMU, and Duke managed to make Death Valley look like a joke for the 2025-26 Tigers season. At least they made it to a bowl game unlike a certain other school...
Death Valley by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026
University of Second Choice
University of South Carolina. Some people say its University of Southern California but we all know it’s Carolina. You don’t wanna be there on a cold and grey Carolina morning.
University of Second Choice by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026