Ruckus and Jesus

When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure

Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus

by Fidget spinner licker April 01, 2019

Jaguar Cock

A cock that smells like a Jaguars dick cheese

Damn bruh you got a fucking Jaguar cock is cheesy like some Gouda cheese

by Fidget spinner licker October 20, 2020

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019