Jaguar Cock

A cock that smells like a Jaguars dick cheese
Damn bruh you got a fucking Jaguar cock is cheesy like some Gouda cheese
by Fidget spinner licker October 20, 2020
Get the Jaguar Cock mug.

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.
My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.
by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019
Get the Cancerous Cat mug.

Ruckus and Jesus

When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure
Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus
by Fidget spinner licker April 01, 2019
Get the Ruckus and Jesus mug.