Fermat De's definitions

paint my fence

An innocuous term with an implied sexual reference. It is specifically used for trolling your friends or older children by invoking phallic imagery.

Texting example:
You: PAINT MY FENCE!
Friend: Huh?
You: Sorry, that was meant for my wife. Do yourself a favor and don't look that up on urban dictionary...

Last night I asked my wife to paint my fence. White, of course.

by Fermat De January 30, 2018