Definitions by Felix Samadi

Dirty lorenza 

When a girl masturbates a man with a ball of fresh burrata.

We drank 3 bottles of wine. After the limoncello, we ordered some gabagool, prosciutto and burrata for the road. She gave me a dirty lorenza as soon as we walked in the door.

Dirty lorenza by Felix Samadi May 29, 2023

parking lot high five 

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

parking lot high five by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020