Definitions by Felicia Morgan

Hot Tony 

A pudgy, self-absorbed male who is overly obsessed with the anus and believes he is a genius.

Hot Tony: Dude, I can't believe she stood me up! I told her how high my IQ was and everything!

Friend: What are you gonna do now?

Hot Tony: I guess I'll text her incessantly and offer to play with her butthole...as soon as I finish eating this hoagie.

Hot Tony by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008

guido sammich 

Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.

When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.

guido sammich by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008