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Snuffaluffagus 

The act of a man placing one's testicles over a woman's eyes and flopping his penis over her nose; resembling the bug-eyed character from Sesame Street.
Christie was passed out on the couch, and I gave her a snuffaluffagus. Her eyelashes tickled my balls.
Snuffaluffagus by Feed me a stray cat September 25, 2010

Turkish Car Wreck 

After receiving fellatio, the man ejaculates into the woman's face, then bounces her head off a door jam.
She gave good head, but the turkish car wreck went well...