Definitions by Fe Halez

Abusion

noun | uh-BYOO-shun

The act of being subjected to an abusive, neglectful, disrespectful, or otherwise unacceptable situation, especially when you are being personally victimized by the audacity of another human being.

Often yelled dramatically when the situation has become ridiculous.

“My boyfriend never has time for me. This is such abusion.”

“He ate the last slice of pizza after I specifically said I wanted it. ABUSION! ABUSION! ABUSION!”

“She keeps stealing my side of the bed. I am experiencing severe abusion.”

“Bro, you can’t just leave me on read for 14 hours. That’s abusion.”

Abusion by Fe Halez August 13, 2026

Hoe Slinger 

A hoe slinger is someone who has no regard for hoes. They don't care if they cry, beg, or want to cuddle. They just want to use 'em, and sling 'em off to the side until they are needed again. Sling 'em to the right, sling 'em to the left.

"Oh my god Becky, he is SUCH a hoe slinger!"

"Did you hear about Sasha? She is a total hoe slinger. I wouldn't date her!"

"Ew gross, don't go to the club with them! They are hoe slingers!"

"I aspire to one day be a hoe slinger so that I will never get my heart broke again."

Hoe Slinger by Fe Halez December 5, 2022