Definitions by Faux-Vie

friend 

Someone who will always be there for you... when they need money

friend: hey friend!!
you: hey, i would have never expected you to talk to me. whats up?
friend: oh, can i borrow some money?
you: ...

friend by Faux-vie January 5, 2009

Night walker 

A person with dark hair (not a shade of red/orange) and freckles

Tori has freckles commonly found on gingers, but she is a brunette, night walker

Night walker by Faux-Vie October 4, 2008

Teen

A group that consists of people between the ages of 13 and 19 that is criticized for not meeting the standards of the conservatives (old people).

hey old people! look at how you were criticized as a teen before you criticize the teens of today.

"the older you get, the more conservative you become"

Teen by Faux-Vie July 7, 2008

contrast 

A difference: without one side, there is no other side.
if there was no contrast, there would only be apathy

contrast:
If there was no evil how would we know what good is?
If there was no failure how would we know what success is?
... happy and sad
... up and down
etc

contrast by Faux-Vie March 23, 2008

frenglish 

French spoken with grammar that is acceptable only in English

Frenglish: J'adore toi ---> I love you
French: Je t'adore ---> I you love

frenglish by Faux-Vie March 14, 2008