Definitions by Fatty Carey

smais 

Acronym for "Suck my ass it smells"
The cool way to quote shock rocker G.G. Allin in style without the need for obvious profanity.

John: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Bethany: Whats with all the questions John? Why don't you smais?

smais by Fatty Carey October 2, 2010