2 definition by Fatty Brown

People got tired of saying "This movie is terrible!"
So they started saying "This movie smells!"
This was how it ALL STARTED
but inflation broke in and soon people were saying:
"This movie stinks!"
That one lasted generations, & smells was forgotten!
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks!"
That one last just as long as "stinks"
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks ass!" or "This movie sucks my balls!"
I predict that in the future, people will either say "This movie sucks all the shit out of my ass!" or, more wisely, will go back to the ORIGINAL THAT STARTED IT ALL:
"This movie smells."

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Stoner #1 (entering room): Whoah, you been doin' bong hits the whole time I was gone?
Stoner #2: Yeah, I needed an eye-opener, man.
Stoner #1: You degenerate!
Stoner #2: You're the degenerate!
Stoner #1: I know, man. We're BOTH degenerates.
(They slap each other five affectionately.)