Definitions by Father Jared

On Baby On God

The absolute highest of oaths to honesty, cannot be lied on no matter the circumstance. (Not affiliated with any religion)

Joe: Yo did you sleep with my mom again?
Bill: Bro you know I would never do that
Joe: Put it on baby on god
Bill: ...

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When a girl uses up to 8 different body parts during a blowjob.

Ralph’s mom gave me the best octshloppity last night she was using her mouth,hands,feet,fingers,toes,nose,tounge, and teeth. It was amazing!!

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