WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.
WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.
The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.
TEH FUCKER NEVER DOES HIS GODDAMN HOMEWORK AND HE ALWAYS SITS ON HIS DESK IN ADVISEMENT, SO I GIVE HIM 70's ON ALL HIS PAPERS, HAHAHAHAH
-Mrs. Dawn Smith
My gay lover.
-Everyone at Canisius
The best basketball player who made me what I am today.
Some starving Ethopian kid.
-Everyone else in the world
Starvin Marvin needs to eat something.