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Definitions by Fatality

smartsport 

Someone who talks trash on online communities. Usually smells like poop.
Have you heard of that Smartsport guy? He smells like shit!
smartsport by Fatality August 27, 2016

u cant see me 

The best taunt ever. guess who invented it, JOHN CENA It is also very useful in certain situations
Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he

example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"
u cant see me by FATALITY March 5, 2016

psuedo-incest 

Sexual relations with someone you consider as close as a family member, but who is not legally your relative. May feel awkwardly like regular incest, but is generally more socially accepted.
Person 1: So like... me and Mike have known each other for a while... but he's like a brother to me, if I bang him won't that be wrong?

Person 2: Naw, that's only psuedo-incest, go get yourself a piece o' his sausage.
psuedo-incest by Fatality January 10, 2006