Fat Washington's definitions

poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

penois

The French word for penis.

The French man shouted, "Penois!" at me as I stomped on his foot.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

yolo parlay

when everyone is yolo but you all agree to parlay (pirate's code) so that you can accomplish something wonderful

My bros were all YOLO but a parlay was needed so we instituted a yolo parlay.

by Fat Washington March 16, 2020

Boobees

The kind of bees that make milk.

The boobee squirted me in my sleep, then buzzed away.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

nurple

Short for Naked Urban Recreational Parking Lot Education

Man, I guess I don't need to pack clothes as I'm going to have to go to nurple today.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003