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This guy doesn’t shower for weeks, only using an hand shower to clean his rectum and brags about how his pits make any decent looking bird drop to the ground. You don’t wanna be stood next to him in a club when he lifts his arms!
Bro 1: Yo man what’s that awful stench
Bro 2: That’s a Naqvi dude, you don’t wanna be stood next to one in a club?
by FartWizard69 March 7, 2023
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This kid pisses in pint glasses and shits his pants and sits in it all day whilst slumped on the sofa doing nothing. He is extremely lazy and struggles to get the motivation to do the smallest things such as wipe his ass or shower.
His names not Dom, its the laziest don!
by FartWizard69 March 9, 2022
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