Definitions by FamousJew

Kitchen monkey 

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

Kitchen monkey by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Oven camper

Another word for a Jew. Hitler baked Jews in ovens like pizzas and that’s where they get the name.

Dude: my family were Jews in the holocaust
Friend: so they were oven campers?

Oven camper by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Corn dog 

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck

Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah

Corn dog by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Lawn mower 

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

Lawn mower by FamousJew December 8, 2019