Definitions by Falkvile Escapee

Falkville 

A tiny little hick town in North Alabama that consists of a red light, a rip-off gas station, a truck stop and a plethora of families that are know cousin-fuckers. There are also more churches per capita in Falkville than in most major cities in the United States.

Falkville, Alabama is a shithole pimple on the ass of the universe.

Falkville by Falkvile Escapee October 16, 2008