Definitions by Fake Pete

nipple pants 

When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.

"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."

nipple pants by Fake Pete December 18, 2006

ass lips

When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.

"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."

ass lips by Fake Pete November 4, 2006