Fairf's definitions
to take a solid log of shit and freeze it in the freezer, later to be used as a short stimulation acting as a dildo.
hey fuckstick! i gave your mom my turd so she could give herslef a frosty mike.
after freezing my turd, i proceeded to give her the froty mike.
i was with this chick and she was so kinky. she wanted me to give her the frosty mike, the hot karl the cincinati bowtie and finish her off with an angry dragon/reverse cowgirl combo.
after freezing my turd, i proceeded to give her the froty mike.
i was with this chick and she was so kinky. she wanted me to give her the frosty mike, the hot karl the cincinati bowtie and finish her off with an angry dragon/reverse cowgirl combo.
by fairf December 21, 2007
Get the frosty mikemug. one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.
you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.
Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!
We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.
Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!
We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.
by Fairf November 18, 2007
Get the coiffermug.