1 definition by FailedEagle
1.Usually a dumbass who thinks they will get the ladies by performing a stunt that will beat the hell out of them and cause them to more likely resemble a cultist superier
of britney spears
Synonyms are dumbass fag Tosh.O
2. A title given to someone who was lucky enough to kick everyone's ass while getting the ladies.
Synonyms are Chuck Norris Bruce Lee Tosh.O
of britney spears
Synonyms are dumbass fag Tosh.O
2. A title given to someone who was lucky enough to kick everyone's ass while getting the ladies.
Synonyms are Chuck Norris Bruce Lee Tosh.O
1. When that child jumped into the boiling pit of lava, he didnt realise that he could suffer some minor burns going in, unfortunately he was one of the many Rare occasions in which he burned to death, in result the witnesses of his burning decided he would not be called Brave but a Dumbass hence the term.
2. In reality god did not have a child with Mary for the child would not exist for God cant have sex with his astral body, Therefore Chuck Norris skrewed Mary and she gave birth to jesus, Proof of this fact is that Mary randomly had a baby (one of Chuck Norris's unlimited superpowers)
Another fact is how Jesus could heal wounds at will through his tears, now this was a minor misfunction that happened when Mary and Chuck were having Intercourse where he Round-Housed Mary to finish it off and before Jesus even existed was kicked hard in the mind which causes him to be the only one with Chuck Norris's tears to cure cancer because of the painful blow that never existed, Hence Chuck Norris is Brave for sharing his powers
2. In reality god did not have a child with Mary for the child would not exist for God cant have sex with his astral body, Therefore Chuck Norris skrewed Mary and she gave birth to jesus, Proof of this fact is that Mary randomly had a baby (one of Chuck Norris's unlimited superpowers)
Another fact is how Jesus could heal wounds at will through his tears, now this was a minor misfunction that happened when Mary and Chuck were having Intercourse where he Round-Housed Mary to finish it off and before Jesus even existed was kicked hard in the mind which causes him to be the only one with Chuck Norris's tears to cure cancer because of the painful blow that never existed, Hence Chuck Norris is Brave for sharing his powers
by FailedEagle June 25, 2010