Definitions by Fagam’s hero

Antiques Roadshow 

When an elderly woman stands on the side of the road and flashes her tits at the cars driving by.

Trucker: Breaker 19, breaker 19, there’s an antiques roadshow at mile marker 35 on I-290, over!!

Antiques Roadshow by Fagam’s hero December 27, 2019

garlic boner 

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.

John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!

garlic boner by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018

hot olive salad 

Two oiled up Greek men licking each other’s assholes sensuously.

Adam and Ben enjoyed a hot olive salad last night. It was exquisite!

hot olive salad by Fagam’s hero January 19, 2018