Definitions by Fading Boner

Shminky 

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

Shminky by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shminky 

A word for a small penis, usually smaller than 3 inches even when erect.

My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon.

Shminky by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Zooker 

Zooker (n.) - zū-kur - Slang term for zookeeper.

Elephants are the worst, because they're pranksters who don't always know their own strength. So they might beckon you over with their trunk, then sucker punch you in the chest and laugh about it. Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

Zooker by Fading Boner August 22, 2017