10 definitions by Fabio Fobbs

Boner

When your cock goes really hard.
Child: Daddy, what is sticking out of your pants?
Dad: Oh, that's a boner.
by Fabio Fobbs February 5, 2012
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Porn

A great thing to watch.
Son: What should we watch tonight?
Mother: Porn!
by Fabio Fobbs February 5, 2012
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Kwik Klik

When you lick someone quickly.
Guy 1: You are licking my dick very quickly.
Guy 2: It's called a Kwik Klik.
by Fabio Fobbs February 5, 2012
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