HSC

Australian (specifically from the state of New South Wales) Higher School Certificate. A prerequisite for undergraduate students aspiring towards entering into university and uses a ranking system to facilitate in the generation of a UAI (Universities Admissions Index). Rather than allowing individual universities to set specific exams for potential candidates, the HSC centralises the process.
"I hate the HSC, so let me go jerk off and procrastinate"
by Frank November 2, 2003
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vanisha

a beautiful redhead with a dynamite butt.
I saw a vanisha yesterday
by frank October 8, 2003
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GRC

Abbreviation for "Grogan Repeat Call"
To perform an incomplete service call requiring a second instance of service by a second party.
Sonofabitch, I've gots to go on another GRC!
by Frank March 14, 2003
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Heather

A low-growing Eurasian shrub growing in dense masses and having small evergreen leaves and clusters of small, bell-shaped pinkish-purple flowers. (A grayish purple to purplish red)
Cross Word -Indigenous Morland Plant (7 Letters) - Heather
by Frank June 19, 2006
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J.Mo

an individual who considers you his/her friend, when all you really need them for is their ride.

usually chunky and red faced.
"last night my j.mo drove me to a party but he wasnt invited"
by frank March 22, 2004
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computer

An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):

1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.

2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.

3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
I hate this stupid computer!!! I need a Cray! Why did I get Windows anyway?
by Frank August 16, 2004
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Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.
Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!
by Frank March 8, 2004
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