stoicinomics

Conspicuously underhanded dealings based on fallacious logic; especially in fiscal matters.
When Roger asked Stavros to repay him $4.75 for a forty of Mickey's, Stavros told him to take his stoicinomics and shove.

Joe rationalized hate fucking Harold's ex-girlfriend as revenge for her breaking his buddy's heart, but Harold knew that was straight-up stoicinomics.
by FH Jon July 22, 2006
mugGet the stoicinomicsmug.

stamos sauce

The semen of a greek male.
When Stavros shot his hot stamos sauce over her chest, she was heard to shout, "Opah!"
by FH Jon January 16, 2006
mugGet the stamos saucemug.