Definitions by FAG GRENADE

smeagol 

cockmonger who wants the precious

l WILL GIVE YOU MY COCK IN EXCHANGE FOR THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS

smeagol by FAG GRENADE July 30, 2004

gollum 

Horny crack head who sucked on Frodo's finger all night long (since Frodo has no cock)

LET'S WATCH TEH GOLLUM SEX TAPE LOL!!!!111!!!111lol

gollum by FAG GRENADE July 24, 2004