Ways MAGA made America "great" again so far: crashing the economy, starting trade wars with America's closest ally, making air travel the most dangerous it's been since right before 9/11, deporting LEGAL immigrants, pissing off Greenland for some reason, screwing their own voters financially, destroying science and education funding, destroying historical records under the guise of 'DEI' without any regard for context, bringing back Measles which we eradicated 25 years ago, pardoning literal insurrectionists, turning the White House into a car dealership, wasting billions of gallons of water, making an egg cost more than a gallon of gasoline, and a Diet Coke button for the President.
by F R O N G U S March 22, 2025
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Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024