cummin up the works

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something

Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

Porskeen

What thickly-accented Mexicans call the foreskin.

My girlfriend saw mi porskeen and she was filled with glee!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Little Magician

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.

I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)

by Eziquio C. December 01, 2014