4 definitions by Ez Rider
noun ~ a net-nut is an online individual with no sense of reality. They imbellish their physical characteristics to attract unsuspecting individuals into online relationships. these online Romeos and Juliettes are habitual liars, predators, and/or adulterers. Driven by an insatiable ego, they usually swap false, doctored, or very dated photos of themselves with unsuspecting lonely net~viduals that are desperate enough to believe anything and everything a net-nut tells them. They never disclose their correct age or marital status. Net-nuts have a predisposed phobia of webcams, as they are unable to deliver even themselves as a reality. Usually addicted to online chat rooms and gaming, they are such social intoverts, just going outside gives them the shakes. They consider online friends in cyberspace to be worthy of all their fantasies, free time, and romance. Reality and truth are a net-nuts worst nightmare.
Alex is such a net-nut. He cant find a date on friday night, and he has no real friends. but he has 8 online girlfriends. he tells them he's 6'4", 220 lbs, when really he's 5'4" 220lbs and is as big around as he is tall. His best friends are his right hand and his keyboard.
by Ez Rider July 17, 2006
the defining deference between a fender bunny and an old lady is, the quality of the seat. the bunny gets the stick on tea bag for a seat or a bare fender, and it's a ride or a date. old lady has earned a proper seat made fer 2.
by Ez Rider July 27, 2006
rule #1...in town, bug killers are for pussys and old folks riding touring bikes. exception to the rule...lads on a real trip, sporting out of state/province plates.
by Ez Rider July 23, 2006
So deeply affected by love as to be unable to act normally. You awake every morning, thinkin on your love, having dreamt of them all night, the pain of seperation searing your heart every time a site or smell brings back the memory of your last encounter. Daydreaming, drawing hearts in the sand, constantly thinking "I wish they were here so I could share this moment" even when pulling weeds or walking the dog. The consuming fire within the heart for even one more moment with ones love that defies rational thought, knowing full well, one moment would never be enough, yearning for eternity together.
Russ was so lovesick, even his friends and family noticed he wasn't acting normally. Drawing hearts in the sand, daydreaming, bragging on this wonderful woman he had met. It became evident that even 3,000 miles wouldnt keep him from his love.
by Ez Rider July 17, 2006