2 definitions by Exotic Time
The single most terrifying word anybody can hear. This means this annoying little italian fuck, Mario, is nearby. Mario is a prick, and he likes to disregard his brother, and act like Luigi is number 2. He will eat all your spaghetti, fuck your wife (and your daughter) and show your dog sonic the hedgehog porn.
Mario: It's a'me, mario!
Bill: *Gets out gun, walks inside, kills his family, kills his dog, puts the gun up to his head, sheds a small tear, and BOOM!*
Luigi: Mario you piece of shit.
Bill: *Gets out gun, walks inside, kills his family, kills his dog, puts the gun up to his head, sheds a small tear, and BOOM!*
Luigi: Mario you piece of shit.
by Exotic Time April 17, 2019
A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
by Exotic Time April 16, 2019